Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne Chatt Pe Gaya

Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne Chatt Pe Gaya
Tanki Per Qawwa Betha Tha
Pathan Jaldi Se Neeche Utra
Or Seerhi Hata K Bola:
Beta Mai To Utar Gaya
Tu Kese Ayega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 880 views
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