Boy To Gym Coach
Boy To Gym Coach:
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
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Coach:
Use The ATM Machine
Outside The Gym!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 927 views
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