Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta

Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, Car Accident..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 580 views

Yeh hathiyaar kya hota

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta- isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is difference

Teacher: What is difference between 'Love Letter' and 'Exam Paper'?? ;)

Student:

LOVE:
Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay..
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EXAM:
Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

why i hate

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

women

A Boy Said:
Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 50 Kg, Wen?
in Romantic Mood
Bt

......Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A
"Bori Of Atta" Of Weight 20 Kg
Wen?
Mother says ;-)

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)

Consultation fees

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)