Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views

Meri fikar na kiya......

Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???

Student : sir aap meri fikar na kiya kare
aap school shuru karwa diya kare.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife to husband

Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "

Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

precious time

Waqt Zaya Na Karo.

Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.

Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.

Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:

"Bus Ek Minute"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

yateem

Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.

Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal

ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Aaj k bacche

Aaj k bacche..

Ek baccha baap ke
saamne Cigarette pee
raha tha..
.
Ek Aadmi:" Oye Baap ke
Saamne
Cigarette Pee raha hai
be.. ??
.
.
.
Baccha:" Toh baap
konsa Petrol Pump hai
be Jo Udd jaega..??

Bolti band..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)