before marriage

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent
.
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
.
.
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... ginney to de.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1024 views
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