Khubsurat larki

santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha
santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain
Ladki: M G Road
santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 946 views
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