Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon

Girl:
Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Frnd:
Kyun?
Girl:
Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K
1st I To Science Dilwaengi
2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi… ;->
(Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon )

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views
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