Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”

Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”

Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”

Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 787 views

Patient

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Gar main mar gayi to

Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??

Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Neend Bahut Ati Hai

Ak aadmi dusre aadmi se bola:
1 aadmi : kash mujhe pyar ho jaye,kash mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye

2nd aadmi:are kya, to pagal ho gya aisa kya bol rha hai

1 aadmi : yaar log kehte hai na ki jab kise ko pyar ho jaye to uske rato ki neend aur din ka chain ud jata hai ,esliye keh rha hu ki mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye,sali mujhe to neend bahut ati hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,

Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,

Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha,

Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: “Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena”

Aur Paper Patni Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya,

Subah 8 Baje Jab Wo Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare Paper Pade The,

Aur Likha Tha:

Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye Hai,

Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge

Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar g & tourist

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)