Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut d

Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1059 views
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