You don’t know my father
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 748 views
Similar Jokes
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhaag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai, meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hain :o
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
.
Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,mere dost aa rahe hai
Banta: Kyon!Aapke dost chura lengey Santa: Nahin,pehchan lengey
Se
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cute girl scooty se ja rhi thi
ek ladke ko dekhte dekhte achanak gir gyi..
.
.
.
.
ladka: khi lgi to nahi ….
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Cute girl :
.
.
.
.
Na na eh ta yara da utran da style hai ji
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi.
to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh raha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi pakki samajh.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ustaad:”shaigrd se, sab bachon ne dhood par 2 safon ka mazmon likha hay Or tum ne 2 satron ka……kune? Shagird “janab main ne khalis dhood parmazmon likha hay
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai?
Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
boy to teacher: miss aap muje mere mobile per call kiya tha.
techer nahi to kiyon poochraheho?
boy : kal mere mobile me ek miss call tha khoun miss ne call kiya patha nahin?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar meri bv bahut achi hai mujhe itni sardi me pani garam kar k deti hai
Dost:nahane k lye?
Sardar:ni yaar bartan dhone k lye
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)