MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai

MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai,

Jab Biwi Bolti Hai
Toh Mujhe Kuchh Sunai nahi Deta.

Dr. : Yeh BIMARI nahi ALLAH Ki MEHARBANI hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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