Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,

uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 612 views

Wif vs hasband

Wife:michein kab lagti hain.
Husband :koi khas mausam nai huta jab kui such bat kehta hai mirchein usi waqt lag jati hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

April fool

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Jannat Ki Aur Hoorain Kahan Hain

Aik Admi Khudkush Dhamaka Kerne Gaya
Police Ko Dekh Ker Jab Button
Dabaya To Button Kharab Ho Gaya

Aur Hamla Awar Behosh Hogaya
Hospital Mai
Nurses Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga

Jannat Ki Aur Hoorain Kahan Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bad Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)