Girl’s college me strike thi

Girl’s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
“Hamaari Maange”
pichhe se awaaz aayi
“Sindhoor se bharo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 855 views
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