Mai Kisi Or Se shadi
GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu Muje Bhul Jao BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi Na tere jane ka Gum Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm -
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