Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ke
duniya wale jal jaate hai,
yun to hum sabko ullu banate hai,
par aap zara jaldi ban jaate hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 836 views

Maa Ki Dead Body

America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi, Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper 2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye, Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,

Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye, Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Techer to santa

Techer to santa:oye ye bata k taj mahal kaha hai?

santa:pata nahi
teacher:stand up

santa:window me se dikhay dega kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mare bete ka credit card chori ho gaya

Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

love story

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Now sleep joke over :-*

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Tiger N Tigress Were Resting Under A Tree

Tiger N Tigress Were Resting
Under A Tree.
Suddenly
A Deer Passed Very Fast.
Tigress Could Not Make Out
.&
Asked,”What Was That?”
Tiger Smiled & Said,
“FAST FOOD”… ;-> =P

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)