Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya..

Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya..
Malika vaha gayi to..

...to anarth ho gaya..

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views

The confused client

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What did the gangster's

Q: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aaj tum late kion aye

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa goes to Chinese restaurant

santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his
finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner
of restaurant.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chaman’s International Brands

Pappu: Tum kaunsi soap use karte ho Naman ?

Naman: Main Chaman Soap, Chaman Paste aur Chaman Shampoo use karta hoo….

Pappu: Yeh kya international brand hai ?

Naman: Nahi, Chaman mera room mate hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)