Wife Load
Husband: aadhi rat ko wife se, wife ji aik dam se marna behtar hai ya, dam ghut ghut ker marna
Wife: Aik dam marna behter hai.
Husband: Acha to phir apni dosri tang bhi mare oper rakh do
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 781 views
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