Santa:-raat bhut ho gai hai aaj yhi

Santa:-raat bhut ho gai hai aaj yhi ruk ja kal chale jana.
banta:-tikh hai to main ghar se night suite le k aata hun
santa:-tikh hai jaldi aana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 929 views
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