Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.
Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.
Darwaza knock kia.
Biwi: Kon?
Admi: Guddu ka Abbu!
Biwi: Haye main Marr Jaawan,
Phir Andar kon hai?
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