Tu apne baal kyun nahi
Maa:Tu Apne Baal Kyun Nhi Katwata?
Baita:You Know Mom It’s Fashion:
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Maa:O BEGERATA
Log Teri Behen K Liye Aye Thy Aur Tjhe Pasand Kr K Chale Gaye Han.
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