Ammer se Ameer Insan

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai?
Jahan Ameer se Ameer insaan B
Katori le k khada rehta Hai?
Pani Puri wale k paas.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 899 views
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