Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 903 views

Gadha haram kamai halal

Qurbani k din bv shohar se:ap janwar kab lao ge?
Shohar:begam mujhe hi zibah kar lo

bv:gadho ki kamai halal hai magr qurbani haram hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,
Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:'Ye
chandi k box me saja do'Sunar nay 2 din ka time
diya.
2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay
pocha:'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'
Larka:'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka
talwa hay'
Sunar:'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar
walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Biwiya Sharab Se Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unka Ek Shabari Bhkat Pareshan Halat Mein Jata Hai Aur Puucha Hai.

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Yeh Biwiya Sharab Se Itni Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Uski Taraf Dekha, Muskuraye Aur Bole.

Baba Ji: “Kyun Ki Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ban Jata Hai, Jo Ki Vo Nahi Chahti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h
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Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se
darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k
ghumti hai...:P :P

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor

Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed
Because
It Was Self-Service

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)