Paper Was Tough!

Dad:
Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?

Son:
Paper Was Tough!

Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?

Son:

Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)

by sana (few years ago!) / 991 views
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