5 missed calls from your bestfrnd
means they wanna hang out with
you.. ^_^
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5 missed calls from your
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miss u... ?
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5 missed calls from HOME means...
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"Beta aaj to band bajne waali
hai..:p:O :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views

Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

cooking

Aaj main Apko Laziz Khana banana sikhati hn…
1) 1 Dish mein ANGOOR rakh lein.
2) Phir Dish ko haath mein Pakrein
3) Or kisi Sheeshe k samne khare hojayen
Bas Dish ready hogai
Dish Ka NAME
Langoor k hath mein Angoo

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?

Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?


Banta:-hasne ke karan.

Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa ka ladka Im a Complan boy

Santa ka ladka Im a Complan boy!

Sanka Ki ladki Im a Complain Girl!

Santa: Ye kya Chakar hai Paida maine kara name kisi or ka ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Usko paane ke liye mein

Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)