5 missed calls from your bestfrnd

5 missed calls from your bestfrnd
means they wanna hang out with
you.. ^_^
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5 missed calls from your
Girlfriend/ Boyfriend means they
miss u... ?
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But...
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5 missed calls from HOME means...
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"Beta aaj to band bajne waali
hai..:p:O :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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