When Some1 Touches U and U Don't Feel it, It's Ignorance.

When Some1 Touches U and U feel it, It's Love.

When Nobody Touches U and U Still Feel it, Bhag le beta "BHOOT" hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views

boy friend

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR

EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR
Raat ko 12 bje ladki ne BF ko call kiya or kaha

Mere ghar par koi nahi hai

Boyfriend uske ghar gya
Sach me koi nahi tha
Tala laga tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Amrood khaty waqt

Amrood khaty waqt agar keera nazar aa jaye to bohat dil kharab hota hai,

magar...

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ziyada jaan uss waqt nikalti hai..

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jab..

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keera aadha ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

first friend

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

problem greater than wife

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)