boy friend
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1125 views
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