Mubarak Ho Khan Sab

Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai

Pathan : O Mera Khuda

Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 696 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Baqi 999 kun hain

Girl:mere irade bare neak hai mere lye ap 1000 me se aik hain.
Boy:dimag k hum bi don hai,ye bta baqi 999 kun hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Call Mat Karna

Ek Sardar Petrol Pump Gya
Likha Tha:
Don’t Use Mobile Here

Sardar Ne Mobile Nikala
Aur Apnay Her Dost Ko
Phone Karke Kaha:
Call Mat Karna
Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar (Larki ko chertay hoe)

Sardar (Larki ko chertay hoe) Hor Soniye ki hall ey…?

Larki (Ghuse sy) jo tere behan ka hai

Sardar (Hans ker)Acha acha,tay Tannu V kaka hon wala Ay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 family ne

1 family ne

film “Sholay” dekhi.

Ghar aa k Shohar

mazaq me Biwi

se bola:

“NAACH BASANTI”

Uska Bacha zor

se bola:

“BASANTI ..!

IS KUTTAY K SAMNE

MAT NACHNA..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy To Gym Coach

Boy To Gym Coach:
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
.
.
.
.
.
Coach:
Use The ATM Machine
Outside The Gym!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Face-Book

Father: Nalaik
Parhlo Kabhi Tum Ne Apni
Book Khol Ke
Bhi Dekhti Hai?
Son: Han Abu
Roz Kholta Ho
1 Book,
Father: Konsi
Son: FaceBook,

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
In bio practical

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya auratein?

Qus. Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya auratein?

Ans.Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Me,
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
Hamza shari

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tm tu khete they

Biwi : Tm tu khete they shadi k
Bad b mujh se pyar kro gay?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Husband: mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se
H ho gi…………………..D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy- yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao

Boy-
yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?

Dost- q?

... Boy- jab se maine keh dia hai dil chir k dekh tera hi
nam hoga?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai... :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Ande Ka Kya Fayda Hai?

Santa Ko Ek Bar

Techar Ye Kiska Signature H

Sardarni.. janu mere pait me..

Sardar

Pillow

Larkion Ko I Love You Bolny

jawad

Negro died & went heaven!

I want To marry my Grandma!!

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook