Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha

Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha

Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1054 views

Mareez vs nurse

Mareez hospital ne nurse se: i love you
tum ne mera dil churaya hai
nurse sharmate howe: chal jhoota hum ne dil nai gurda churaya hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ammi kaha ja rehien hain

muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,

Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,

Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,

Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,

Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1. If I like it, it's mine.

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe

Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe Talak ki Notice bhej dungi!

Husband: Ja ja, Mithi Mithi bate Karke Mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)