Pathan Bomb Blast
1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha: “O God! Mera Hath Urh Gaya”
Pathan: Hoasla Karo
Mat Roo, Daikho Us Aadmi
Ka Sar Urh Gaya Hai, Wo B To Chup Hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 2566 views
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