Do Dost
EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ” MAI KUCH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,
JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”
DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1221 views
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