Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 913 views

Sardar Aur Pathar

Sardar ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha..

Doctor: Ye kaise hua ?

Sardar: Mai hathon se Pathar tod raha tha,to kisi ne kaha "Paaji kabhi to Dimaag istemaal kiya karo."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

One day a blonde was horseback riding

One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off.

With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...

The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar

Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?

Surjit: hua yun ki…

Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use

Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur galat batein nahi sun sakta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baagon mein phool

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge. Raat mein diye jalte rahenge. Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha. Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)