Police wala apne SON se
Police wala apne SON se.
School se apka result acha nai aya
is liy tmhara kal se Khel & T.V band.
Son. Ye lo 50 ka note or mamla yehi rafa dafa kro
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1139 views
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stupid Dhiir pit gaya punjabi bolne k chakker main..
Papita wali se papite kharidne k liye bola.
ooi.. ik pappy-ta-dede..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar
Rahey They
Pappu: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Meine Ek Ladki Ko
Rape Hone Se Bacha Liya”
Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par
Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A logical Answer
Teacher:
Tumhare Abu kitne saal k hn?
Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein hon
teacher”Wo kese?
Banta:Jis din me peda hua usi din tou woh abu bny
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai
wah wah wah
Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai
.
Lo Dadso yaro, Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai ;-) :-P :-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar:maan khush khabri hai.
Maan:bol beta kia khush khabri hai?
Sardar:maan hum 2 se 3 ho gae.
Maan:beta huwa ya beti
sardar:nai , meri bivi ne dusri shadi kar li hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
.
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Malik- Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada Ghee Laga Diya Hai.
Naukar- Galti Ho Gai Malik.
Lagta Hai Maine Aapko Aapni Roti De Di Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ik sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akal badhee yah bhens
tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)