Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views

:what is it u r reading?

man:what is it u r reading?
sardar:i’m reading book on blood. man:y?
sardar:bcoz doctor told me tomorrow 4 me blood test. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance Bada Mast Hai.

Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Competition Ke Liye Challange Kar Bethe.

Aur Is Competition Ka Result Aap Logo Ko Batane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.

Kyunki Aap Logo Ne Hrithik Bhai Ko Wheel Chair Par Dekh Hi Liya Hoga Guzarish Mein.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita…?

Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao Pandit: Fer Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Any Key

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
Sardar : Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud
Rahe He
To Mene Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)