Ek Engineering Student Ne
Ek Engineering Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha:
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
Kuch Dinon Baad Father Ka Letter Aaya, Jisme Likha Tha:
How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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