ONE BROTHER AND SISTER WERE WALKING DOWN ON A ROAD

AFTER SOME TIME :

BROTHER TO SISTER : " behen , parda karo, Aage punjabiyo ka mohaLLa hai "

AFTER SOME TIME

SISTER TO BROTHER : "bhai , ab tum parda karo , Aage pathano ka mohalla hai "

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 813 views

NANI MARTE huve

NANI MARTE huve: Beta me apna FARM, TRACTORS, FARM HOUSE, ANIMALS oR 22,358,364 cash tumhare naam ker rhi hoon........

NAWASA: NANI yeh sab hay kahan????

NANI: "FACE BOOK FARMVILLE" pay BETA...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Diff between belief & relief

Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.

Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A young couple drove several

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,

"Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.

"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Police Station

Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,

Police: Wo Mar Gai Kia?

Sardar: Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)