Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views

Rat ko 2 sharabioun ne...

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki
Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand
Par Phch

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: Look a thief

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Last Semester

Teacher to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar saying to his friend-

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he

“what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?

Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aakhir Ap Hi Ka Beta He

Ek Admi Apne Bete K Liye Aisa Robot Laya Jo Jhoot Bolne Per THAPPAR Marta Tha,,,

Beta : Papa Aj Me School Nahi Jaun Ga,

Mere Pait Me Dard Hai.

(pataakh)

Baap: Dekha! Tu Ne Jhoot Bola Is Liye Tujhe Saza Miili, Me Jab Tery Jitna Tha

To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.

(pataakh)

Wife Hansty Huye: Aakhir Ap Hi Ka […]

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)