FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???

RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views

Movie titles related to eng students

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Doctors after operation and students

Doctors after operation and students
after exams have same thing to say
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hum kuch nhi keh saktay ap bas dua karen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

And there's the teacher!

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mazloom

Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. To aurton ko kya milay ga?

Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Rakhi sawat started acting

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor
soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the
name of the serials ?
Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)