Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 937 views

Sardar's english

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Banta call fm radio

Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named
Kamaljit's wallet wid Rs. 15K.
RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?
Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2
him.;-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Benefits Of Learning Different Languages

Maan Apni Beti Ko Dantate Hue Kahti Hai.
Maan: “Tumhe Wo Bangali Ladka Kiss Kar Raha Tha
To Tumne Use Mana Kyu Nahi Kiya?”
Beti: “Maan, Main Use Mana Kaise Karti Mujhe To
Bangali Bolni Hi Nahi Aati“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne

Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhi

Dekha?
Raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Three Wishes

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

by Yousuf (few years ago!)