Joke

Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.


by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 553 views
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