Three Wishes

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

by Yousuf (few years ago!) / 951 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

BOY TO GIRL

BOY TO GIRL- MUJHSE FRIENDSHIP KAROGI

GIRL- MERE GHARWALE ALLOW NAHI KARTE

BOY- HA HAAN JAISE MUJHE MERE GHAR WALO NE ASHIQI SOCIETY KI MEMBERSHIP DIL WA RAKHI HAI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
While creating wives

While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan 100 rupay ka note

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note
mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID
MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Ek sardar Cycle Ka Break

Ek sardar Cycle Ka Break

Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha ,

2nd sardar,"O G, aeh Kya Ker ray ho..?"
...
sardar...

'BREAK DANCE'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa! Your daughter has died

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
.
.

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
... .
.
.
At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
.
.
.
At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
.
.
.
.
At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1baar Adnan sami k ghar me

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu- Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par Jaldi Jaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jawab Phool Se Do

Jab tumhe koi thappar bhi maray

to uska jawab phool se do

Magar phool qabrustan ja kar he dena :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Very tasty

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha
kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi
achhi banti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa calls WHITE HOUSE

Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa: I want to become the next president of USA.
Obama: Are u an Idiot?
Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Mairy khayal mai

Mari shadi main ao ge

Neutron in the Bar

The caption ofvteam

"How Many Senses DoesA Man H..

Sardar

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Stude well my child

Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook