main to usss se shadi

1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho oor tum? 2nd girl, main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)

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"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.

"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."

"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

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I Love U!

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Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

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