Aik bacha park mai

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha

1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:

Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.

Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.

Orat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi, Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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