1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath
1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath Ek Kenchi Bhi Lee.
Kisi Ne Pocha
Khan Sahab Kenchi Q Lee?
Pathan:
O Yara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katni Bhi Parti Hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 986 views
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The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me friend request dear, I am blocked :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza, 1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.
Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Orkut te kudi fasai,
Facebook te gal chalai,
Twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,
Yahoo te divorse ho gaya,
ess bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”
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Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr pakistan ka Flag mangta hai
phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai
jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai
thinkis main aur colour dekhao.
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Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye.
Biwi ne kaha:
"Mehmaano ke liye jakar bahar se kuch le aao"
Santa bahar gaya
aur
TAXI leke aya.
What an IDEA Santa ji.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Playing chess with his “donkey”…
Friend: your donkey is too much intelligent yaar
Sardar: Khaak intelligent … we played 4 result is 2, 2
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After car accident
American: Its fine man...
British: Im So Sorry
chines: are u oky?
Pakstani:O BhaRve, Andha hai Kya, Kutte ki tarha chala rha tha,Tere Baap ka Road hai ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher :is jumle ko english me btao.she is kidding
sardar:wo bache derahi hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)