Pathan & mohala
Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?
Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja
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