In Next Generation child will sing
In Next Generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 892 views
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