Santa Angoor bech rha tha
Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu"
BANTA: Ye to Angoor he
Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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