Gobar Jaisa Khana

Husband:
Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana
Banaya Hai,GOBAR Jaisa….

Wife- HEY RAM!!
Is Aadmi Ne Kya-Kya Taste Kar
Rakha Hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1084 views
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