Sardar Ko 5 Baje Phansi
Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!!
Police: Kyon Hans Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hun!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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Lub pe ÅÅti hy duÅ bÅn k tamanna meri,
Sim band hojae allah kare teri,
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Jo muje sms na kare uska rang kala hojae,
Hy mera kam faqiro ko sms karna,
Knjuso or garibo k inbox bhrna,
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Ye sms parhte hi inka b sms ajae…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor.. :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa ne banta se kaha, Bahar dekh subah hui ke nahi.Banta... Janaab, abhi bahut andhera hai.Santa bola saale,kaamchor, torch jga ke dekh.
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A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.
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The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"
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Beizzati”
Aur
“Bivi”
Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai…
Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..
Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo
Smart Santa: Dr Saheb Hilane se Dawai Chammacha se Gir jati hai or
Fir zameen se Chaatni Padti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...
SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...
GEOGRAPHY:
Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...
ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....
EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...
RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...
PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...
FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The awkward moment when ;)
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)