Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se
Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?
Dr-yes,isme calcium hota hai.. .
Santa-chal jhute..
Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 743 views
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