Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi
Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai.
Short Man: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai.
Mr Funny: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi
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