Lady : So, you want to become my son
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha:
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